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amazoogle

mic-row-ave asked:

HI do you klnow why sperm whales r called whales. okay so they have these huge vats in their heads, yknow their the ones with big rectangular heads, but their skull is shaped kinda like an 'L' on its side. well they have these huge sacs of oil in there. and its white and semi translucent in the light. and its runny and kinda foggy and it kinda looks like cum is what im getting at. well the first roman to find a beached whale poked it in the head (asshole) and the blubber came out and he was like Woagh this great sea monster stores sperm in its head! and now theyre called that forever.

amazoogle answered:

i simply love this

ok but this is actually true people will say ''nooooo theyre called sperm whales bc that stuff in their heads is called spermaceti'' but do you know what spermaceti means?? WHALE SPERM